Pathan: Meri Bivi Bijali Hai Bijali Sindhi: To Jara Usse Puch Ki Har Do Ghante Baad Kahan Chali Jaati Hai?
Pathan Ki Begam Ne Namaaz Padh Kar Dua Ke Liye Haath Uthaye Par Kuch Nahin Maga Aur Hath Niche Kar Liye Pathan: Yah Kya Tumne Dua Kyon Nahin Magi? Begam: Mangne Hi Lagi Thi Ki Allah Aapki Tamam Mushkilen Khatm Kar De Fir Socha Kahin Main Hi Na Khatm Ho Jaun
Pathan: Kal Ek Pahalavan Ne Mere Bhai Ko Pita Mujhe Pata Laga To Main To Sidha Uske Ghar Ghus Gaya Sindhi: To Fir Kya Hua? Pathan: Vahi Jo Mere Bhai Ke Sath Hua Pahalavan Ne Mujhe Bhi Khub Pita
Sindhi: Pathan Bhai Tum Bajar Ja Rahe Ho To Mere Liye Ek Shisha Lekar Aana Jisme Main Apna Chehara Dekh Saku Pathan: Thik Hai Pathan Ke Bajar Se Wapas Aane Ke Baad: Sindhi: Bhai Le Aaye Shisha? Pathan: Nahin Bhai Mila Hi Nahin Jo Bhi Shisha Main Uthaata Tha Usme Mera Hi Chehra Dikhai De Raha Tha Aapka Nahin
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Pathan Raat Ko So Raha Tha Ki Achanak Uska Fon Baja Dusari Taraf Se Ladki Ki Aawaz Thi "Main Tainu Samjhawa Ki Na Tere Bina Lagda Ji" Pathan: To Tum Mujh Se Shadi Kar Lo Dusari Taraf Se Awaz Ai "Is Gane Ko Apni Coller Tune Banane Ke Liye 2 Dabayen"